WARNING TO TRAVELLERS TO ZANZIBAR
FOMO ALERT IN PAJE REGION
Please be adviced – this region causes severe FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) for friends and family remaining at home. You may expect jealous rages, envious glares and sarcastic remarks upon your return from holiday. We strongly encourage you take preventative measures. Avoid discomfort for those around you, by bringing them lovely handmade gifts from the artists in our JENGA store. Limit your bikini/speedo selfies to a maximum of 5 daily, and make them a Mr. Kahawa style healthy smoothie or delicious coffee before telling them all about your incredible trip.
To prevent further outbreak of FOMO, we request that all Mr. Kahawa visitors submit a positive review on Tripadvisor or Facebook – every review means one step closer to great coffee in Zanzibar for those who need it most. Defomotisation is cured by first-hand experience and your input helps every sufferer.
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FOMO is REAL
May cause side effects for those unable to reach treatment.
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